User:Bryn666
| Bryn Buck | |||
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| From : | 1988 | ||
| On road : | B6231, A666 | ||
| Location : | Blackburn | ||
Welcome to User:Bryn666. Where everything you never wanted to know and never asked is answered.
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Who he?
Bryn Buck, known as Bryn666 on the forums, is SABRE's resident Blackburn expert and grumpy young man. He joined SABRE in June 2002 but did not start posting properly until December of that year. He spent a lengthy period in the SABRE management before standing down. In 2009 he started work as a traffic technician at Calderdale MBC. He also likes to write descriptions of himself in the third person.
As of July 2013, Bryn now works as a Traffic Engineer in his home town... which is convenient.
Strife fer t'Cars(by TC)
It's a god-awful small repair,
To a Leeds-Bradford thoroughfare,
But Bryn's made it a 20-zone,
And the lay-by is covered with cones,
But workmen are nowhere to be seen,
Now Bryn munches some custard creams,
In his seat with a milky brew,
And he's hooked to his 'Wings' CD,
But the street is a saddening bore,
'Cause he's driven it ten times or more,
He could spit in the eyes of fools,
As they ask him to focus on,
Lamposts lighting up the ring road,
Oh man! Look at those workmen go,
It's the A650,
Take a look at the foreman,
Digging up the wrong side,
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know,
He's made the traffic so slow,
Is there strife fer't cars?
It's near a Halifax roundabout,
Bryn's signs say "Slow down - look out for cows",
Now the workers on strike are blamed,
'Cause the roadwork's delayed again,
See the Tykes in their million hordes
South of Huddersfield to Ilkley Moor,
Margaret Calvert is out of bounds,
To Bryn's mother, his dog, and clowns
But the roadsign's a saddening bore
'Cause Bryn wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again,
As he asks you to focus on
Lamposts lighting up the ring road,
Oh man! Look at those workmen go,
It's the A650,
Take a look at the foreman,
Digging up the wrong side,
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know,
He's made the traffic so slow,
Is there strife fer't cars?
One More Thing...
ROADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Travel Board Bandwagon
The First 99
- Roads shown in Green are roads Bryn has travelled the whole length of, Orange roads are partly travelled, and Red roads are not travelled at all.
Mainland GB Motorways
- The same coding applies.
Northern Ireland Motorways
- Same coding applies. As do the undersized boxes.
Republic of Ireland Motorways
- Same coding applies. As do the undersized boxes.
