User:Forestchav

The International Man of Mystery

Likes

• Plants, specifically trees. Lots and lots of trees. A copse isn't enough, and neither is a wood. Our International Man of Mystery only likes Forests!

• Being the undefeated all-Nottinghamshire Hide and Seek Champion since 1996.

• Laughing out loud

• The 32' stop from the Bavokerk, Haarlem, but none of the others.

• Organ Pron

• Leicester City (higher league than Forest)

• Derby County (Derby 5-0 Forest)

• Blackburn Rovers (Premier League Winners)

• Kittehs

Dislikes

• Animals, including the following:
  • Rams
  • Foxes
  • Magpies
  • Owls
  • Year 7s
  • Japaneeze Choir Hounds
• The A610
• Farfisa Compact Duos

Other Aliases

• Lord Lucan
• Shergar
• Osama bin Laden
• Finn McMissile
• D J Salinger (Friday night residency at Nottingham Chav City)
• "Tim" (Totally Invisible Man)