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The International Man of Mystery
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Type : Chav
Location : Nottingham
County : Nottinghamshire

The International Man of Mystery


  • Plants, specifically trees. Lots and lots of trees. A copse isn't enough, and neither is a wood. Our International Man of Mystery only likes Forests!
  • Being the undefeated all-Nottinghamshire Hide and Seek Champion since 1996.
  • Laughing out loud
  • The 32' stop from the Bavokerk, Haarlem, but none of the others.
  • Leicester City (higher league than Forest)
  • Derby County (Derby 5-0 Forest)
  • Blackburn Rovers (Premier League Winners)
  • Kittehs


  • Animals, including the following:
    • Rams
    • Foxes
    • Magpies
    • Owls
    • Year 7s
    • Japaneeze Choir Hounds
  • The A610
  • Farfisa Compact Duos

Other Aliases

  • Lord Lucan
  • Shergar
  • Osama bin Laden
  • Finn McMissile
  • D J Salinger (Friday night residency at Nottingham Chav City)
  • "Tim" (Totally Invisible Man)

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